I wouldn't call this parked either.

Vehicle Details:

  Vehicle Registration: PS94 DNP
  Submitted By: Selfish Parker Team
  Date submitted: July 25, 2019
  MOT Status Not Recorded
  MOT Expiry Not Recorded
  Location: Not Recorded
  Location (Detailed): Not Recorded
  Car Make: Not Recorded
  Car Model: Not Recorded
  Car Colour: Not Recorded
  Car Fuel Type: Not Recorded
  Car Shape/Type: Not Recorded
  Reason: Across Parking bay lines
  Description: RT @LanzaroteCamel: @CoddersF1 @YPLAC I wouldn't call this parked either. https://t.co/SppSv5EZXL
Know someone who can't park? Place a flyer on their window shield and let them know that they're a Selfish Parker