Which bit of the kerb is he trying to keep safe?

Vehicle Details:

  Vehicle Registration: AV13 TYH
  Submitted By: Selfish Parker Team
  Date submitted: April 10, 2019
  MOT Expiry 2020.07.12
  Location: Not Recorded
  Location (Detailed): Not Recorded
  Car Make: FORD
  Car Model: FIESTA
  Car Colour: Silver
  Car Fuel Type: Diesel
  Car Shape/Type: Not Recorded
  Reason: Parking on Pavement
  Description: RT @jonny_ives: IRONY KLAXON * IRONY KLAXON * “Which bit of the kerb is he trying to keep safe?” https://t.co/UEela4JjPa
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