I'm selfish; n*body will park near me!

Vehicle Details:

  Vehicle Registration: N99 DYS
  Submitted By: Hatebadpark***
  Date submitted: November 16, 2019
  MOT Expiry 2020.06.11
  Location: Not Recorded
  Location (Detailed): Charlies car park Carmarthen
  Car Make: Volkswagen
  Car Model: PASSAT
  Car Colour: White
  Car Fuel Type: Diesel
  Car Shape/Type: Not Recorded
  Reason: Across Parking bay lines
  Description: I am a young fat driver with a fat girlfriend;we need the extra space. My number plate is possibly cool, but also illegal. I dont care a f**k.
Know someone who can't park? Place a flyer on their window shield and let them know that they're a Selfish Parker